Mmm-hmm,
Da-Dum,
Ta-Da,
My heart beats like a drum,
Where's the bloody rum, Skallywag?

If insanity is normalcy, then I'm completely normal. Hooray.

Kiss me, I'm ginger.

I once saw a guinea pig that wheeked, wheek-wheeked, wheeked.

You fwubby liddle husky, imma wub your fwuffy ears. You're a cutie.

Am I gonna have a hangover? Because I want one.

Press 1 to play. Press 2 to FACK OFF!

Are you gay or are you straight? Find out after the break!

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